4.9- Lyric's Got Attitude
Isadora: Hey! Hey Caiphus! Stay here!
Caiphus: I gotta catch the school bus.
Isadora: It's 7pm!
Caiphus: I'm catching that bus! It's the only excuse I got.
Lyric: Hehehe...what evilness should I commit?
Yes, she is indeed plotting on the toilet. How sad.
Lyric: Build me a lair then!
NO.
Scarlett; YEAH ADULTING!
Yep, she aged up, with no-one but the sparkles to cheer her on. Damn... it seems such a short time ago that she was being a freaky little loner child.
Scarlett has new outfits now. Sometimes I get bored of the old ones...
She's looking really good, I think.
Easton: Le sigh. Just me and the stink cloud...
Stink: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? LULZ BYE.
(I put it in the trash can).
Holy crap she cleans!!!!
Lyric: Yeah. I'm awesome.
Ethan's IDK'th child.
Ida: This is unhealthy but I neeeeeed it....
Ugh, Ida, you're too relatable.
Lyric: Whaddya think, parfait? Should we keep her in us forever?
Parfait: Oy, I have no part in this...you're gonna eat me anyway!
Isadora: WTF LYRIC.
Steve's second son.
Isadora: WTF? These are my hands! THEY SUCK!
Ida: O___O
Lyric: You're scared, aren't you?
Ida: Uh-huh.
Lyric: Okkkkk...I could get rid of her for you!
Ida: WHAT THE HELL NOOOOO.
Lyric: Psh. Ungrateful little shit.
Ida: Oh my God.
Lyric...
Lyric: What? I needed a shower.
YOU HAD TWO FREAKING HOURS BETWEEN WAKING UP AND SCHOOL TIME.
Lyric: Whatever. Haters gonna hate. Now quit perving, I need the shower.
Scarlett needs to skill for work (I think her next promotion gets us a free rocket, so then I can keep on with her aspiration...they are expensive and we need money because this house is expensive.)
That is the face of a future astronaut, Scarlett, well done.
Lyric: Ugh, being me is so exhausting.
Because you do what exactly? Please enlighten me.
Lyric: Duh, obviously. Look at this! Selfies are tiring.
You suck.
Lyric: I don't actually give a crap.
Well fine, your duck face sucks.
Lyric: SAY WHAT? I'MMA REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND-
Byeeee.
Scarlett: MFMFMSIOHDFDSHFOEWfaceinatreadmill
Yeah, I'm just going to watch that tumbleweed.
Easton...-___-
Easton: Don't look at me! It's Eveline! It's Weston! Not Easton.
I hate you too.
Back to the tumbleweed.
Easton: What? No! Of course I'm ill, boss!
Cecil cares so much that he texted his daughter from the dead to wish her happy birthday.
I love this new dress of Scarlett's...it's Kiara's. I love her stuff.
Lyric: *yawns* Aw, I've been gaming for hours! I'm soooooo exhausted.
Lazy ass.
Lyric: AHAHAHAHAHA!
Lyric: Ugh, that was tiring. I'm gonna eat some parfait.
Scarlett: Young lady, what have you been doing all day?
Lyric: Ugh, MUM...
Scarlett: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING MOFO
Lyric: FINE. I was game- doing my homework.
Scarlett: Liar. You're NTH.
They're so cute.
Isadora: Ahoy, ahoy, Captain Isa's ship INCOMING!
Too bad they're growing up soon and will transform into attitude-filled lazy assholes like Lyric is.
Galactus invited Ida over, and here we have everyone who lives at Pietro's house...which is like, his family and all the spares. None of them have moved out yet...how freaking sad.
Pietro's daughter Elsa and Lyric are bonding...
Lyric: HAHA. That potato is your face.
Elsa: Nooooo I always thought I was a kiwi!
Isadora: Hai.
Or not...
Gamora's literally crazy child Billy and Pietro's surprise baby Felicity are also bonding.
Billy: *whispers* Monsters!
Felicity: They're called house-guests....
Aaaaand Alien bonding.
Gamora: Blue.
Galactus: Pink.
Gamora: Blue.
Galactus: Pink.
Elsa: Alright! Shut up! PURPLE!
Gamora: BLUE
Elsa: Oh come on I was compromising.
Galactus: Compromises are for losers.
Gamora: Bluuuuueeeeee...
Elsa: Why do I even have to live with them?
Ethan: Oh yeah...tossing yo' salad.
I can imagine Ethan having WooHoo with the poor girl who somehow got suckered in and saying that, and she'd be like THIS IS A MISTAKE.
She'd be correct.
Oh God why do I even think about this stuff?
Tasha: Home from a long hard day...back to my two daughters...OH YEAH, and three stupids who won't move out, and one of them's stupid insane CHILD! And who the hell are the idiots behind me?
Easton: Well screw you too lady!
Tasha: SAY WHAT?
Easton: Nothing...
Real EVIL there.
Ida: Well...you suck too lady.
Elsa: Yo, Mum, if you're sick of Billy we can squish him.
Galactus: SQUISH THE KID! SQUISH THE KID!
Gamora: Don't threaten my child! Actually, I don't care.
Tasha: Thanks, but all I want is for this BOY to at least make me some salad! I work all day and he does NOTHING. NOTHING.
Ethan: I'm not a boy, I just had my adult birthday.
Elsa: Ex-freaking-zactly.
Galactus: Squish him too!
Tasha: You have my approval.
Elsa: Good. I'll get my battering ram.
Easton: STAY BEHIND THAT HEDGE COS I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE!
Ida: But- but DAD-
Easton: You heard me stupid child!
Isadora: :(. What?
Billy: Yeah. Your family is out there. Being eaten by the monster!
Isadora: What?
Isadora: Do you think I'm that dumb?
Billy: TRASH.
Isadora: I'm going to play Blicblock and ignore you.
Billy: TRAAAASH.
Lyric: Seriously? I have to watch him?!
Billy: I don't need you trash's sister! I have my friend WAAAAAALLL.
Lyric: FML.
Lyric: You're a...special kid.
Billy: YAY
Isadora: Lol I stole Ethan's salad.
Billy: YAY the salad's my friend!
Lyric:...
Galactus, your second son from your second baby mother has come.
Easton: Love and rockets! You can have the love, Gamora...not from me, obvs, hehe, married...but you get love tonight!
Gamora: Hmm. Thanks. I really wanna get out of this place. That green kid is crazeballs!
Ethan: Uh, that's your kid, you know.
Easton: What about all of yours? INCLUDING MY NEPHEWS. ROCKET EXPLOSION FOR YOU.
Ethan: SORRY. I won't toss anymore salad!
Easton and Gamora: EW.
Gamora: So...who will love me?
Easton: Eh. Probably an ugly townie.
Gamora:...Better than nothing.
Kezia's daughter Nyla is having another kid with her husband.
Ari's son Akeem grew up and knocked up Gabriella, who is Noah's daughter. Her twin Ana already has a kid...
(Late screenshot, whoops)
This is actually OK though, because Nat was not blood-related to Kezia or her husband at all, so it's kewl.
Well. Not really, but it's not actual incest.
Galactus you suck, that's four.
All this time I think he doth protested too much.
I honestly can't think of a better ending to Ethan's manwhore-ness.
I used Isadora's child move because this is the last day she has to get an A in school and I want those points...
Look how many freaking children Ethan has.
Ethan husband: We're paying HOW MUCH child support?
Isadora: Sorry to ditch you dad buuuuut...I'mma play with my dinosaur toy.
Easton: OMG MONSTER!
Isadora: Dad what?
Easton: It's UNDER MY ARM. GET THE BATTERING RAM.
Lyric: I'm going to shove that cake in your BUTT!
Ida: Jeez, that's a helluva waste of cake.
Ida: Well guess what! If you wanna play like that, then the noodles can go up YOURS. And they will HURT.
You two are so weird...
Kids are home...
Lyric: What the f*ck was the point of going to that place?
Ida: You will be dumb forever.
Isadora: Er...these ain't my clothes.
Yeah game, what the f?
YEEEEEEAAAHHHH
Nice job TWINS. *cough* LYRIC YOU SUCK *cough*
Isadora: MAN DOWN.
-5.
Le sigh.
Are you kidding me?
She's gonna pass out again.
YOU CAN SEE HER BED. Why won't you sleep?
Ethan: Hey guys! I'm married now!
Ethan: Haaaaaaiiii!
Easton: So steamy in here...you wanna?
Scarlett: I wanna...bro can you GTFO?
After they WooHooed Gamora invited Scarlett out, so I brought Ida, Ethan, Easton and Lyric...Isadora just needs to sleep, I wanna stay over 100 points.
I think this feature is super-neat, because IRL it's super-TRUE.
McBlahface: Yeah! Phones!
Ethan: *stares into space* I'm too cool.
Lyric, you are the weirdest freaking teen. You actually get to go to a nightclub and you do your homework there. Over all of the pounding music.
Lol, Scarlett is such a dork.
Scarlett: Hmph. Probably still cooler than you.
:'(
Scarlett: I'm not apologising.
Cardigan: Er...
Candy: What? Preggos in the club!
Gamora: Hehe, you mad bro?
Cardigan: No, I...this town is full of wackos.
Scarlett: DUMB SLUT.
Ethan: I changed. I'm married! I love Ven...whatsits?
Scarlett: Oh? VenKAT. Right.
Awwwwww yeah Wanda in the CLUB.
Yesenia: SHE THREW OFF MY GROOVE
That's Pietro's son Wesley's wife. Ain't she a peach?
Wanda: Hey guys. I'm back!
I missed yooooouuuu....
Akeem: Hehe I'm WINNING! *punches*
Joaquin: Dude. Dude. That's not what a dance battle is. Just feel the moves, bro!
I picture him talking like that.
Wanda: Aw, hi son! I know you had two exes or so, but you've got a nice family now, haven't you?
Ethan: Er...sure.
If seven kids from six different mothers is a 'nice family', then the world really has changed.
We round off the night with THIS.
Wanda: Killin'. It.
Scarlett: Focus, focus, feel the beat.
Ida: Hey, guess what? I had the BEST time at the club.
Isadora: Well I spent time with my burger and the smelly plate! NEH.
Ida:...that in no way compares.
Actually, Ida, all you did is sleep on a sofa....
Ida: Shhhshshshhsh! I wanna make her jeeeealllous.
F*ck you, Don.
Don: Sure, ignore one of the founding members of this ISBI, child.
'Scuse me, but Amanda did everything....
Isadora: Must. Win. Game.
Literally me in the mornings tho.
Screw you school, why do you have to start so early?
Easton: Put food in my face hole!
Lyric: *looks in fork* HOLY SHIT. I'm gross!
Ida: *slowly chews cake and acts like normal person* You don't say...
Apparently at one point Isadora did this and I just...didn't notice...
+5 BABY.
Look at this epic cake...
It's for the twins. Double birthdays, double layers.
Wanda: *rises from dead* Ya didn't do that for me an' Pietro!
Nah...not really, but honestly Wanda would probably rise from the dead to say something like that. Freaking random little troll...I miss her.
Scarlett rolled a whim to try painting a while ago, but I never finished it...dunno why.
Easton: Mehehehehe! Eating pasta! I AM EVIL.
Pasta: Er...that's kinda what I was made for. Eating. Thanks for fulfilling my destiny weird man.
Scarlett: OUCH...ugh, what's that plant slide STILL doing in there?
Scarlett: I HAZ IDEA
NO. Now get on the treadmill, I need to do your freaking daily task.
Ida: Buuuut...you don't do anything. Like the ghosts do more chores than you...
Lyric: Shut it brat, my life is HARD OK?
Ida: Sure, but...you're still a lazy ass.
Hey Evie...as you can see, I gave her a makeover, because she's an adult and a mother of two and her old outfit belongs on a teen/YA. But 'adult' makeovers do not have to be boring. Look at that skirt!
Eveline: Yeah, like hell it's cool. It has freaking dolphins.
Dolphins are cool.
Eveline: NOT ON MY CLOTHES.
Shuddup and be grateful, I worked for like...1 minute on that.
Eveline: Ahhh...time away from kids.
Eveline: This punchbag is ETHAN!
Lyric's pulling her...everything, it seems.
Eveline: Ooh, I'm Lyric and I'm a little weakling! Blah blah blah!
Lyric: Oh get OUTTA my face! I can't even stand your ugly!
Isadora: Ermahgerd AHHHH it reminds me of SCHOOL!
(How?)
Ida: Now how does this thingy work....?
Just age up.
Ida as a teen! Her teen trait was Evil, and her aspiration is Bestselling Author.
Isadora as a teen! Her teen trait was Childish, and her aspiration is Painter Extraordinaire.
I dressed her like this because she has the whole quirky-childish painter thing going for her.
Ida is dressed randomly. I just liked those clothes.
Family tree pics, because this family is seriously huge. I'm going to say names left to right, and go down generations, starting from Amanda's kids...
Kezia, Eddie, Nyla, Santos, Kylie, Karter, Cecil (Jr), Kira, Darian, Chandler, Melina, and a new kid, Reid. I didn't even realise Karter was having a kid...WHOOPS.
Noah, Ana, Gabby, Eric, Kailani, Aurora, Matilda, Cassandra.
Sel, Evelyn, Derek, Pawel, Keri, Katy
Ryan's is so huge that I'm splitting it further...
Wanda, Scarlett, Galactus, Ethan, Steve, Ida, Isadora (took these before I aged them up, and before some others aged up), Lyric, Farhan, Nathaniel, Blair, Jase, Davin, Stephon, Malaysia, Fletcher, Keri, Aubrey, Branson (who are Steve's sons, who are both cut off because seriously there are too many freaking kids on this tree. I blame you ETHAN).
Elektra, Evan, Justine, Ernest, Tia.
Pietro, Rene, Wesley, Jasmine, Felicity, Elsa, Sherry, Aarav, Camron, Cody, Cecil (again, because of the whole weird Eddie-Jasmine thing).
Blair and Jase Franklin, in that order. They are such cute kids...but with Ethan's genes and Evie's genes it would be hard for them not to be adorable.
This is
Wow, child, wow.
This is Stephon, with his footwear fixed. He's another Ethan child.
Aurora, Noah's daughter Ana's little girl.
This is Cody, who is Pietro's grandchild by his son Wesley.
He has random hair. No-one in this family has been blond yet...Wesley's wife Yesenia has black hair, both her parents did too, and all of Wesley's ancestors had brown or black hair...
EEEEE he's so cute. This is Galactus's son Nathaniel.
Melina, Santos's daughter. Super-pretty and all that.
Score Sheet- 110
Single Births (11) +55
Twin Births (2) +20
Aspiration Tiers (32) +160
Aspiration (4) +40
Grade A (3) +15
Randomising everything for 1 gen (2) +20
Every 100,000 simoleons (2) +40
Pass Out (39) -195
Self Wetting (9) -45
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